This is a SLog about slogging!

 

Here is a true explanation about blogging and blogs.

 

          This is a Log of Shit.

S-Log

 

 

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The word “slog” means hard toil, or long exhausting struggle. Your life is a long exhausting struggle of futility. Your SLOG is a shitty slog, it is a SHIT-LOG... (S-Log).

CAPITALISM IS SLAVERY

 

A turd is a chocolate log. A web-log is a BOG where you see a SLog.

 

Whenever I think about blogs I think about the word BOG: wet spongy ground consisting of decomposing vegetation. BOG is also slang for toilet.

 

For the modern shit-log-era this page condenses previous SLogs (misery, agony etc) to achieve a very concise shit-log.

 

Blogs are shit futile agony despair  misery oblivion ●●●

The shit

is logged.

Capitalism is a Shit Log.

People spend their lives logging shit - it is futile.

Wasted Life

Logged

 

Nobody listens to sense. All people are mindless fools gibbering into the void. Capitalism has created a multiplicity of brain-dead zombies. Communication is dreadfully futile in a capitalist world. Words are consumed resembling  junk food. People talk about their junk lives, people read about their junk lives, and people write about their junk lives. Capitalism creates endless avenues for bureaucratic meandering where people wander aimlessly. While they wander they consume things. Everything is futile doggy waste.

 

S.Log A.  Shit-Log Sticky

 

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SLog 1a. Wednesday 28th October 2009

 

At a future point in time to express the arrant futility of our nonsensical capitalist existence I will write additional SLogs. Via writing words here this helps people who are searching regarding the corruption of capitalism because when I type “CAPITALISM IS SLAVERY” this is logged by search engines therefore if people search for those words they find this site and Victory ensues. The shit is sticky.

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SLog 2a. Thursday 29th October 2009

 

Workers scrambled over the detritus of many broken minds during a mad stampede to secure self-preservation. Many workers leaped into oblivion during the terrifying melee. An official announcement is expected soon explaining the futility of life. At this point nobody has claimed responsibility for the idiocy of existence. The shit is ripe.

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SLog 3a. Saturday 31st October 2009

 

Unconfirmed reports are coming in about the materialisation of shit at various airports around the world. So far the shit has done nothing other than smell. People are warned not to touch the shit because it is very sticky. The shit is dire here.

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S.Log B.  Shit-Log Constipated

 

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SLog 1b. Tuesday 27th October 2009

 

Nothing is moving into nothingness. Everything is empty. Media presenters and journalists earnestly declare the constipation of the capitalist mind. Sincerely they pompously express their faux-order. The shit is constipated.

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SLog 2b. Friday 30th October 2009

 

Today a morally aggrieved righteous commentator declared a forthcoming report to be a sham. Additional investigations will now be held to ascertain the facts. Various questions are being asked in high places. This will not deter the shit. The shit is magical.

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SLog 3b. Sunday 1st November 2009

 

Breakthrough occurred today at 11.29 PST regarding the cloning of shit. This shit cloning is a revolutionary event in the world of medical science. Scientists will test the shit later today but it is almost certain the results will confirm high-grade cloned shit. This “shit discovery” is also expected to have far reaching implications within the world of technology. NASA will be launching a mission to Mars so that shit can be tested in the Martian environment so see if “shit colonisation” is possible. The shit is bubbling.

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